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Kitten Magician

by Kitten Magician

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1.
Hypnotism (Overture) 03:20
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2.
This Ain't The Circus 03:27
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This ain't the circus This ain't the circus This ain't the circus This is a serious show If you came for nonstop action (yeah!) If you came for a cheap thrill (yeah!) Shut your plebeian mouth and kindly get out 'Cause you won't find that garbage here (aww!) Did you miss the sign that says "Playhouse"? We only do serious plays You might say that's oxymoronic If you think so, please go away (x2) This ain't the circus This ain't the circus This ain't the circus This is a serious show So don't you dare crack a smile in here, kid Don't you dare give a titter The only emotional states we accept Are sad, angry, frightened and bitter We only have one performer But she's the best in the biz So much so, she disrobes to show What a serious actress she is (x2) This ain't the circus This ain't the circus This ain't the circus This is a serious show
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Dangerous World 01:44
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I'm not here to seduce you Amuse you, delude you Or leave you confused I'm just here to remind you That behind you there's a monster Who's watching He wants you So don't go down that dark deserted alley Don't go to the bar alone Don't fly solo to Kuwait or Venezuela Unless you never want to come home One mistake Is all it'll take To tear your life to shreds You need more than ambition Or parental permission Or else you'll wind up So don't go down that dark deserted alley Don't go to the bar alone There's no escape, dear You're never safe here Your life is a combat zone It's a dangerous place, this world of ours It won't end very nicely Time is short, your days are numbered Might as well spend them wisely
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J'ai Oubliée mon français 02:13
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J'ai oubliée tout mon français Maintenant ma vie est folle Je dis des choses vraiment absurdes Qui sont souvent très drôles Ma maison n'a pas de sens Ma chambre n'a pas de fenêtres Mon WC est dans la cuisine Je mange sur la toilette Je sors le soir et fais la fête Quand je me sens malade J'oublie quel type d'avocat Est pour droit ou salade Je bois du jus de vêtements Je me vêtir de tomates J'ai un costume avec crevette Et une livre de cravates J'ai oubliée tout mon français Maintenant ma vie est folle Je dis des choses vraiment absurdes Qui sont souvent très drôles English: I’ve forgotten all my French Now my life is crazy I say truly absurd things That are often very funny My house doesn’t make sense My room has no windows My bathroom is in the kitchen I eat on the toilet I go out and party When I’m feeling sick I forget which type of [lawyer/avocado] Is for law or salad I drink clothing juice I dress in tomatoes I have a suit with a shrimp And a pound of ties I’ve forgotten all my French Now my life is crazy I say truly absurd things That are often very funny
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Everyone Wants To Look Like A Lady 04:28
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When I was a little girl My mother took me to a party All of the other girls had their hair up in curls And dressed in gowns rich and gaudy So overwhelmed was I that night That I wandered onto the floor Whirling and twirling, it was quite a sight But I wanted to hurl Nobody stopped Nobody stopped Nobody stopped to see What a little girl was doing down there Nobody stopped for me Everyone wants to look like a lady But nobody wants to be one When you cross paths with some lovely lass You don't really know if you've seen one ‘Cause underneath all of those diamonds and pearls I'm told there hide some real demons ‘Cause everyone wants to look like a lady But nobody wants to be one So I climbed to the rooftop And I surveyed the city All of the gentlemen looking so handsome And all of the women so pretty Never before had I felt so alone So I started to scream Won't somebody break the silence Wake from this beautiful dream But nobody stopped Nobody stopped Nobody stopped to see What a little girl was doing up there Nobody stopped for me Everyone wants to look like a lady But nobody wants to be one When you cross paths with some lovely lass You don't really know if you've seen one ‘Cause underneath all of those diamonds and pearls I'm told there hide some real demons Yeah, everyone wants to look like a lady But nobody wants to be one
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Dog Person 02:45
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I’m not a dog person But in time you could make me one You could convince me of anything in time Can’t form my own opinions So I’ll just be your minion Life is so much easier this way I’d change any part of myself to be like you Anything you say you love I’ll say that I love too I’m not a stalker, see You’re just made for me And you’ll make a dog person of me, my dear I don’t like gambling But for you I’d bet everything I’d go broke before I told you no I am afraid of knives But if you asked I’d juggle five And as my arms gushed blood I would just grin I’d change any part of myself to be like you Anything you say you love I’ll say that I love too La, la, la, la, la La, la, la, la, la And you’ll make a dog person of me, my dear I’d change any part of myself to be like you Anything you say you love I’ll say that I love too Alas, you’re all wrong for me So you’ll never see The dog person you’d make of me, my dear
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Suck An Egg 01:56
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All of you people can suck an egg All of you people can suck an egg I don’t give a damn what you think about me I worked so hard for you But you treat me like gum on your shoe Now that I’m free Not a penny from me will you get All of you people can suck an egg All of you people can suck an egg I don’t give a damn what you think about me All you wanted was cold hard cash I hope you get an unpleasant rash That spreads to your face Makes your outsides as ugly as in All of you people can suck an egg All of you people can suck an egg I don’t give a damn what you think about me
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Rock Star 02:39
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I am a rock star I don’t have much to say But when I come to sing my song You best get out the way I am a rock star My outfits burn the eyes I'm lord of dazzle, god of glam And a master of disguise I am a rock star I feed on children's souls I corrupt their minds and crush their hearts Into the devil's mould I am a rock star My songs make babies cry So bow down to me, kowtow to me Or else prepare to die I am a rock star My charisma knows no bounds I can make you stand with a wave of my hand And you know I get around I am a rock star Yeah, danger's just a game Death may harm my body But not my immortal name
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A Strong Word 03:18
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I wake up every morning And I look up at the sun And I think about How much I want to shoot it down With a big-ass machine gun I hate the sunlight I hate the rain I hate all weather You know it drives me insane I hate the moonlight I hate the stars I hate Uranus, Neptune Jupiter and Mars I hate polka dots I hate plaid I hate stars and stripes Because you know they make me really mad I hate cookies I hate pie I hate cake and fudge and ice cream ‘Cause they make me want to die Hating everything Is no way to live You got to find a balance Your heart can’t be a sieve So try to love a little Each and every day You know love conquers all, my friend Love will find a way I hate punk rock I hate the blues I hate jazz and ska and hip-hop They all make me crave the booze I hate pancakes And scrambled eggs If you feed me shredded wheat Then I will chop off my own legs I hate butterflies And bumblebees Little birds and flowers Ladybugs and trees I hate parties I hate my friends I hate fun of any kind Because it makes me want to end my— Life goes by so quickly You got to drink it in Try to let out all your hate And then love will begin To grow just like a flower Deep inside your heart Give a bloom to everyone And your new life will start Bite me!
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Blister On My Toe 03:14
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I was walking down the street I was walking to a funky beat I was grooving to the bass I had a contemplative look on my face I was walking down the street Shaking my booty, stomping my feet But I think, I think I was walking A little too enthusiastically Got a blister on my toe I got a blister on my toe My new shoes Gave me a bruise And now I have a blister on my toe I was walking through the mall My new stilettos made me look tall I was shopping for cute stuff Because a girl can never have enough I was strutting through that mall To sounds of whistles and cat calls But I think, I think I was walking With a little too much gall I got a blister on my toe I got a blister on my toe My new shoes Gave me a bruise And now I have a blister on my toe Blister on my toe (x8)
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It's Over 04:45
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There’s a feeling that you feel When you’re feeling free Of all the burdens in your life and the agony The things that yesterday were bringing you down Are gone tonight They won’t come around Anymore Anymore Anymore Anymore Man in the moon Smiling, smiling Stars in the sky Twinkling, twinkling The open air calls to you You know just what to do Run, sucker, run, sucker, run, sucker, run, ‘cause Ooh, it’s over Now on with the show Just get up and go Ooh, it’s over Make your escape and choose your fate There’s a feeling you get When your plans are set And the worst is over And the best is yet To come, you want some of that, some of that Well, go get you some of that, some of that Don’t be shy Time will fly My oh my All of your friends Smiling, smiling Fruits of success Ripening, ripening The game of life calls to you You know just what to do Play, sucker, play, sucker, play, sucker, play, ‘cause Ooh, it’s over Now on with the show Just get up and go Ooh, it’s over Make your escape and choose your fate There’s a feeling you feel When the race is won And you’ve made your mark And you’ve had your fun Now that it’s all said and done I’ve got a few words for you, son Don’t stop Don’t stop Don’t stop You’re a loaded gun Ooh, it’s over Now on with the show Just get up and go Ooh, it’s over Make your escape and choose your— Ooh, it’s over Now on with the show Just get up and go Ooh, it’s over Make your escape and choose your fate
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Star-Nosed Pete (Bonus Track) 02:42
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Underground Beneath your feet Down there lives a little mole Whose name is Star-Nosed Pete Does he hear you? No Does he see you? No He's a mole, that means that he's got quite a nose He can smell you coming from miles away So for Pete's sake, please wear some perfume today School bells ring Children yell And that body odor stench is surely worse than hell Does he hear you? No Does he see you? No He's a mole that means that he's got quite a nose He can smell you coming from miles away So for Pete's sake, please wear some perfume today Pete grew old And finally he died RIP, in loving memory What a poor little guy Does he hear you? No Does he see you? No Now he's died and gone to heaven, babe, don't ya know Even though his body is long decayed So for Pete's sake, please wear some perfume today He's a sensitive mole (x4)

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released May 7, 2012

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Solo project 2012 - 2015

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