Don't Strip To This Song

from Consorting With Ghosts by Kitten Magician

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I hereby declare it forbidden to strip to this song
It violates the copyright and anyway it's morally wrong
So when you hear the ivories tinkle
Please don't bear your dinkle
And stay the hell away from that pole
Don't strip to this song if you have any semblance of a soul
(I don't really think that you have a soul)

I hereby declare it forbidden to strip to this song
You can bet that you'll regret it and your shame will no doubt be lifelong
So when you hear the bass drum thump
Please don't bear your rump
And take off your high heels lest you fall
Don't strip to this song if you have any conscience at all
(It's debatable that you have a conscience)

I implore you to ignore your exhibitionist urges
Though I know it can get pretty tough
One minute you're fully clothed
Then boom, you're in the buff

I hereby declare it forbidden to strip to this song
(Don't strip to this song)
I don't care about your hair or what you wear or if you're on Teen Mom
(Don't go on Teen Mom)
So when you hear the sweet maracas
Please don't bear your ta-tas
And keep your hoo-hah where it belongs
I hereby declare it forbidden to strip to this song

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from Consorting With Ghosts, released October 31, 2013

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Solo project 2012 - 2015

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