The Weatherman

from Consorting With Ghosts by Kitten Magician

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You can learn a lot of shit from watching TV
Such as what candidate to vote for and what views to believe
But if there's just one lesson to remember the most
It's that the weatherman is always wrong about the East Coast

So don't believe
What he tells you
He won't care if you perish

Here comes the sun when it's actually snowing
Here comes the rain when a hurricane's blowing
If you rely on the weatherman's lies
There's a good chance you'll die of exposure
Here comes the sun when it's actually snowing
Here comes the rain when a hurricane's blowing
If you believe what the weatherman tells you
I got a nice bridge in New York to sell you

Weathermen in every city are all the same
Poorly done hair plugs to conceal the fact they don't have a brain
You know that watching their forecasts is bad for your health
You'd do much better just to look outside and see for yourself

So don't believe
What they tell you
They'll stand around while your house blows down

Here comes the sun when it's actually snowing
Here comes the rain when a hurricane's blowing
If you rely on the weatherman's lies
There's a good chance you'll die of exposure
Here comes the sun when it's actually snowing
Here comes the rain when a hurricane's blowing
If you believe what the weatherman tells you
I got a nice bridge in New York to sell you

So don't believe
What he tells you
He won't care if you perish

Here comes the sun when it's actually snowing
Here comes the rain when a hurricane's blowing
If you rely on the weatherman's lies
There's a good chance you'll die of exposure
Here comes the rain when it's actually sunny
Here comes a snowstorm, oh, isn't that funny
If you believe what the weatherman tells you
I got a nice bridge in New York to sell you

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from Consorting With Ghosts, released October 31, 2013

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Solo project 2012 - 2015

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